5.18.18 Podcast – The One that’s All Open

It’s another semi-live podcast! That is, if we ever get out of the open. Featuring: Rick Wilson’s retirement, divine brownies, hard playoff choices, and critical dicks. Forget FMK, we invent a new game specifically for the Dallas Stars.

(Minor Infinity War spoilers from 7:54 – 9:18)

Want to win two tickets to the NHL Draft and Chase Rice concert in Dallas? All you have to is go to DonorsChoose.org, make a donation of any size to any classroom, and email or tweet us proof! We’ll draw a winner on June 1! The Draft is June 22-23.

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5.6.18 Podcast – The One with Extraneous Vowels

The great Jimening is upon us! All hail Jim! The Dallas Stars have a new head coach, Carolyn has mic issues (we’re sorry!), Merrin goes on an HGTV bender, and why wasn’t that the storyline in Avengers: Infinity War? Plus, playoffs, leafy greens, and, of course, non-consensual licking.

Look at Jamie Benn being all happy and shit.

4.24.18 Podcast (The One That’s Ironically Named)

Back from vacation, Carolyn and Merrin talk bad drafts, checkered pasts, eating lunch with Jesus, alt-right burgers, pop stars, and secret Disney stans. Merrin fails at Name That Actor and Carolyn fails at naming anything. It’s the podcast that finally asks: why are you even here?


Note: While Merrin calls out Dennis Haysbert to play Jim Nill, she was cruelly tricked by the google, and meant JK Simmons. See the image below. Dennis Haysbert is a fine actor, and we are sure he can grow an excellent mustache should he wish.

Ironically, neither of these men represent Statefarm.

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Note 2: Please enjoy this video from the Dallas Stars

4.8.18 Podcast (The One that Goes Full Toddler WWE)

Disaster season previously dissected, Carolyn & Merrin try to find the bright spots of 17-18. Did you know that Jamie Benn is good at hockey? Also, Alain Vigneault, playoff cheering guide, extending Tyler Seguin, Merrin insults everyone, Carolyn needs a shower, and DHH officially sells out! It’s the podcast that will totally bite its brother.

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3.25.18 Podcast (The Not So Nice One)

It’s a very special episode! The Stars have lost 8 in a row and everyone wants to know why. Merrin has mimosas and Carolyn goes straight for the bottle. Together, they tackle poor life choices, poor line choices, the spiderman death vortex, and potential coaching replacements. Also no one speaks Finnish, and everyone loves terrible television. Nice!


3.11.18 Podcast (The One that Doesn’t Say It’s Aliens)

The Dallas Stars are meh, and to top it off Martin Hanzal is out for the season (and for that matter, so is Ron Francis). Carolyn & Merrin talk goaltender interference, women’s hockey, Girl Scout cookies, and try to figure out how we can ascend to beings of pure light and energy. It’s the podcast that asks: How can we really embrace the trash person inside of all of us?


And here is a link to Cassie Campbell’s epic women’s hockey rant, as mentioned in the podcast.

2.25.18 Podcast (The One that Hates Your Baby)

It’s the trade deadline! The Stars aren’t making anyone proud (but at least they’re not St. Louis). Team Chaos is alive and well, there are no good choices, Carolyn goes to a very dark place, and Merrin hates your baby. How much brisket would it take to land Max Pacioretty?

Also, Merrin mentioned a really good cause on the podcast: If you want to donate to a Donor’s Choose campaign to fill a 2nd grade classroom with books about inclusion, click this link.

And if you’re interested in VanHAC (March 2-4) and you don’t have tickets yet, click this link. Want to come to VanHAC but can’t afford it? Reach out to Carolyn on twitter! We have a few tickets in reserve for just this instance! Hockey (Analytics) are for everyone.