Listen.
No really, listen.
I don’t want to talk about the Hawks game yesterday. It was shit. The Hawks were the 25-times-this-year-Stars where they outplayed the competition and lost. It was bullshit. I’m so mad that I wanted to throw things but I was at Carolyn’s house so I didn’t.
SO INSTEAD. I’m going to give you a recap for the Canada/Russia game yesterday, and you’re gonna like it because it involves three Stars.
Canada vs Russia
Final Score: Canada 6 – Russia 1
CANADA WINS GOLD.